My suit for 6th form came today. Dressing like a temp is an important part of the Church High experience because girls are only really cut out for secretarial work.
Mine's particularly stylish, obvz, but it does make me look about 25. The phrase 'waste of money' comes to mind. If last years upper sixth hadn't been so square and specifically asked for a stricter uniform [why?] I would have been able to spend the money on:
20 dresses from Breast Vintage, or
4 pairs of Office shoes, or
50 trips to the scinema, or
100 singles from RPM, or
20 albums, or
100 pots of Barry M Dazzle Dust.
[Yes, this is how I think of money. V capitalist.]
I hate you Gatsey bbz.
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How awfully materialistic of you - but WOW, 100 pots of Barry M Dazzle Dust? I'm thinking 'screw Sixth Form' now too :)
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